Yesterday a helpful soul graffiti'd our honesty stall: "IT'S NOT ON THAT YOU LEAVE SCRAP METAL AND CARPET IN THIS LOVELY PLACE! TAKE NOTE".
Thank you for that. We are very sorry for any offence that this may have caused. What were we thinking, leaving such unnatural materials in this haven of purity? (Though I think carpet is Royal Coniston brand, so quite local.) We shall henceforth endeavour keep this idyl free of clutter and signs of non-wilderness; but where to start? Tractors, cars, spades, straight bits of wood, disposable barbecues, tourists, fudge, brightly coloured clothing, spruce forests, quarrying, honesty stalls, graffitti.....actually better take the washing in just in case.
Topics: 'unreasonable behaviour' 'unreasonable behaviour'
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2 Comments
don't forget to remove all the paths!
Dorian Moore, September 7, 2010 12:20
another one today, slightly more weird
'clear up the mess if you live here and don't pay any taxes'
What mess? obviously we do pay taxes like everyone else, ie income tax, council tax, arguably we don't benefit a great deal from council services.
Anonymous, September 21, 2010 13:45